ABBY: Drums and vocals

AGE: 27

HEIGHT: 5 ft. 8

BJORN: Bangkok, Thailand to German parents.

HAIR: Red. Occasionally horribly permed.

LAST JOB: Pulled up lame in the 3.30 at Newmarket.

MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Jayne County, Village People, Sylvester, any Disco.

FAVOURITE FILM: The Crying Game

The most mysterious member of the band, not much is known about Abby, even when he/she was born, the doctors weren't sure whether he/she was a boy or a girl. His/her parents couldn't stand the uncertainty and disappeared soon after, Young Abby was raised by his/her grandmother, Lola, who encouraged the young Abby to sing and play Classical music, and to dress like a boy/girl.

A ferociously determined creature, Abby refused to languish in poverty forever, and took off to work in some highly insalubrious settings where his/her Bowie-esque androgynous looks and dulcet tones were much admired.